Author: Ric Royer

In many ways, my personal experience with life after public shaming has gone exactly as one might expect: depressing, painful, and weird. Yet, at some point over the past three …

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One of my neighbors is that type who was born and raised in the Hudson Valley, but since she had a taste of living in Brooklyn for four years, she …

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Santa, coffee and QAnon in Buffalo, NY https://medium.com/@ricroyer/qanon-is-coming-to-town-211dec5f9410

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I don’t love George W Bush, and I don’t hate him either, but as he gets older, I am starting to realize that I really want to fuck him. I …

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I know this picture has been around the block already, but I can’t stop thinking about it. Can’t stop looking at it. Who is this woman? I know the answer is …

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It’s nearly time for the social media roll call of voting stickers again, a tradition I have always found strangely infantile. Like a gold star in kindergarten for being good. …

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http://www.ricroyer.com/voice-mouth/Here is the small of my mouth, several times, saying several small words.If you’re on instagram you see I post these every couple of days. An exercise of sorts, to …

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A woman throwing up in a kleenex. It just wasn’t cut out for the job. We sat and watched, more useless than the tissue. The anus, hers in this case, …

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