Author: Ric Royer

It’s nearly time for the social media roll call of voting stickers again, a tradition I have always found strangely infantile. Like a gold star in kindergarten for being good. …

http://www.ricroyer.com/voice-mouth/Here is the small of my mouth, several times, saying several small words.If you’re on instagram you see I post these every couple of days. An exercise of sorts, to …

A woman throwing up in a kleenex. It just wasn’t cut out for the job. We sat and watched, more useless than the tissue. The anus, hers in this case, …

I look at a tired old man sitting across from me on the subway and think about rubbing his face with both of my hands but not like it’s his …

On Frank Sherlock and Redemption At a recent writing conference, I attended one of the many similarly titled panel discussions that revolved around what “we” are supposed to do with …

[This is a short piece of a short piece from Book of Perverts, a compilation of experimental erotica by Ric Royer and Miriam Atkin] 1It was only 8:30 in the …

Now here’s a guy who loves to do some inflatable kayaking with his lovely girlfriend on a lovely day! But lest my life seem too bucolic, I made sure to …