Ric Royer – I know things that nobody else knows, not even me.

QAnon is Coming to Town

September 15, 2020September 15, 2020 - by Ric Royer

Santa, coffee and QAnon in Buffalo, NY https://medium.com/@ricroyer/qanon-is-coming-to-town-211dec5f9410

Fucking 43

May 10, 2020May 10, 2020 - by Ric Royer

I don’t love George W Bush, and I don’t hate him either, but as he gets older, I am starting to realize that I really want to fuck him. I …

Who’s Choice is it Anyway?

May 4, 2020May 4, 2020 - by Ric Royer

I know this picture has been around the block already, but I can’t stop thinking about it. Can’t stop looking at it. Who is this woman? I know the answer is …

Culture Jammed

October 6, 2019October 6, 2019 - by Ric Royer

With further rage against the idea that “shit just can’t get any weirder”, it turns out that the “WE NEED TO EAT THE BABIES” woman is part of a radical …

More Henson than Human

September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 - by Ric Royer

It’s nearly time for the social media roll call of voting stickers again, a tradition I have always found strangely infantile. Like a gold star in kindergarten for being good. …

Voice / Mouth

September 25, 2019September 25, 2019 - by Ric Royer

http://www.ricroyer.com/voice-mouth/Here is the small of my mouth, several times, saying several small words.If you’re on instagram you see I post these every couple of days. An exercise of sorts, to …

Tissue

August 21, 2019September 13, 2019 - by Ric Royer

A woman throwing up in a kleenex. It just wasn’t cut out for the job. We sat and watched, more useless than the tissue. The anus, hers in this case, …

I Am A Red Bull Man

July 20, 2019September 13, 2019 - by Ric Royer

Today marks the 20th anniversary of my first Red Bull. I remember the night so clearly… smoking bidi’s while listening to Xanakis with my friend Brett, he hands me a red, …

While my lover sleeps on my shoulder

June 16, 2019September 13, 2019 - by Ric Royer

I look at a tired old man sitting across from me on the subway and think about rubbing his face with both of my hands but not like it’s his …

Nothing Can Save You Now

June 11, 2019September 13, 2019 - by Ric Royer

On Frank Sherlock and Redemption At a recent writing conference, I attended one of the many similarly titled panel discussions that revolved around what “we” are supposed to do with …