Culture Jammed
With further rage against the idea that “shit just can’t get any weirder”, it turns out that the “WE NEED TO EAT THE BABIES” woman is part of a radical …
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More Henson than Human
It’s nearly time for the social media roll call of voting stickers again, a tradition I have always found strangely infantile. Like a gold star in kindergarten for being good. …
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Voice / Mouth
http://www.ricroyer.com/voice-mouth/Here is the small of my mouth, several times, saying several small words.If you’re on instagram you see I post these every couple of days. An exercise of sorts, to …
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I Am A Red Bull Man
Today marks the 20th anniversary of my first Red Bull. I remember the night so clearly… smoking bidi’s while listening to Xanakis with my friend Brett, he hands me a red, …
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While my lover sleeps on my shoulder
I look at a tired old man sitting across from me on the subway and think about rubbing his face with both of my hands but not like it’s his …
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Nothing Can Save You Now
On Frank Sherlock and Redemption At a recent writing conference, I attended one of the many similarly titled panel discussions that revolved around what “we” are supposed to do with …
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Interview with Sir Anthony Hopkins
In my line of work, I run into a lot of A-list celebs. Usually I just nod at them and they wave. But the other day I decided to sit …
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Selection from “Stories from Fontana High”
[This is a short piece of a short piece from Book of Perverts, a compilation of experimental erotica by Ric Royer and Miriam Atkin] 1It was only 8:30 in the …
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Stripped Club
Now here’s a guy who loves to do some inflatable kayaking with his lovely girlfriend on a lovely day! But lest my life seem too bucolic, I made sure to …
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